Roasted 7 months ago based on Maria Fernanda Fabricio's long term Spotify stats.

Maria Fernanda Fabricio, your Spotify profile reads like a playlist curated by someone trying desperately to impress an artsy hipster with a severe identity crisis. With a favorite genre list that looks like a mad scientist's experiment gone wrong, you’re out here claiming “Baroque Pop” and “Hyperpop” in the same breath. I mean, were you trying to capture the essence of a 17th-century opera singer rapping about TikTok trends? You could go to a K-Pop concert and start a mosh pit for the classics, but I think a Baroque lute might have a better chance at a good time. Your "Top Artists" are basically the soundtrack to a mid-life crisis in a thrift store. Between The Kinks and Charli xcx, it's like you’re simultaneously yearning for nostalgia and smashing your head into a wall of neon lights. Alice Cooper must be looking at your Spotify like, “I don’t remember signing up for this kind of therapy.” And really, “365 featuring shygirl”? What’s next, a duet with medieval folk songs? “Wakey Wakey” and “Waffles” should probably be on your list somewhere if we’re following this vibe. Now, your most played songs reveal a tragic relationship with Ariel Pink that’s borderline obsessive. Calling “Evolution's A Lie” your favorite track feels like a bold declaration of your loyalty to a musical artist whose next release might be a hymn to broccoli. And “Vroom Vroom”? Really? At this point, your playlist sounds less like a personal reflection and more like a call for a musical intervention. If you want to embrace chaos, just remember that listening to “not like us” while blasting “Hyperpop” may just make you the human version of a glitter bomb explosion – glittery, confusing, and definitely not meant for every occasion!

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