Roasted 2 years ago based on zach's long term Spotify stats.

Zach, your Spotify profile reads like a bad acid trip and a hipster’s fever dream collided in a dark alley behind an abandoned art gallery. "Sigilkore" and "Chill Breakcore" are not genres, they’re just desperate cries for help from a serial procrastinator who skipped every popular playlist and went straight to the sound of code breaking and guys having emotional breakdowns over 808s. You realize you're only a few Spotify-induced existential crises away from writing your autobiography titled "The Day I Gave Up on Music" right? And who knew *55% of your top artists would consist of people who sound like they were either made in a basement or were just givin’ it their all during an all-nighter coding session? Seriously, you’ve got more “Lucy” in your playlist than a kindergarten classroom on “Show and Tell” day about feelings. If your goal was to make a soundtrack for an indie movie set in a dystopian web forum where being "weird" is the new black, mission accomplished! You could have just saved everyone some time and played a 10-hour loop of glitchy sounds and called it a day. Then there’s your most played songs – a mind-boggling assortment of titles that seem to be written by a combination of a sleep-deprived teenager and an AI that knows slightly too much about your emotional state. “paper” by “heymagi”? You really went for it with that one, huh? Sounds more like a song about a struggling cashier than an anthem for anything remotely cool or relatable. Congratulations, Zach! Your Spotify account is the only thing more niche and isolating than your dating profile. You’ve turned listening to music into a competitive sport for the most obscure taste, and trust me, you’ve taken home the gold.

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