Roasted 7 months ago based on marlon's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Marlon—the human embodiment of a Spotify algorithm gone haywire. With favorites like German Hip Hop, Emo Rap, and Trap Metal, it’s a wonder your angst hasn’t already formed a union. Honestly, your music taste looks like a teenager’s mood swings set to a playlist. You’ve got the emotional depth of a puddle and the musical range of a confused DJ who couldn’t decide whether to play at a funeral or a mosh pit. Your top artists read like an exclusive club for people who want to hurt both their ears and their feelings simultaneously. I mean, “Horrorcore” and “Rage Rap”? You must live in a constant state of existential dread. And don't even get me started on “2Scratch” as a favorite—sounds like the last time you actually attempted to ‘scratch’ an itch, it was due to that embarrassing music taste that you just can’t shake off. At this point, your profile picture should be a dark cloud with “mood” written under it in Comic Sans. Then there’s your most played list, featuring tracks that sound like they were written during a helium-fueled fever dream. Songs like “5AM in Osnabrück” and “Feuerwasser -( TekkSchuster Remix )” scream, “I’m trying too hard to be unique and failing gloriously!” Let's face it, Marlon—the only thing scarier than your horrorcore obsession is the realization that all the angry screams and melodramatic lyrics can't hide the fact that you’ve just got too much time and way too few happy playlist options. Seriously, pick a genre that doesn’t suggest you’re preparing for the end of days!

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