Roasted 4 days ago based on Galen “KGB” Kowalski Buttitta's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Galen "KGB" Kowalski Buttitta, the only guy who can make a visit to a music festival sound like an existential crisis. Seriously, you list more genres than most people have heard in their lifetime. Drone? Ambient? Mathcore? Whatever happened to good ol' rock and roll? I'm not saying your taste is weird, but if Spotify had a support group for confused listeners, you’d be the head counselor, leading therapy sessions on how to cope with the sound of silence. Your top artists list reads like a college kid's final project on why we need to make music as unpalatable as possible. Meshuggah and "Why?" by Dedpled? That’s a playlist for when you’re deep in an existential funk, contemplating whether your life has any meaning, while simultaneously angering your neighbors. Even King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard must be rolling their eyes, wondering how someone can enjoy both math and “sludge” in their earbuds at the same time. Bravo, Galen! You’ve turned listening to music into advanced calculus! And don't even get me started on your most played songs - that list could only be topped if the title "Natalie Has Never Tasted Anything Other Than Mustard" was a metaphor for your taste in relationships. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if KGB stands for "Killin’ Good Beats" because forget about shaking your booties; you’ve got the vibes for "sitting alone in a dark room contemplating life." So keep rocking, or droning, or whatever it is you do—just remember that the rest of us are still looking for a beat to dance to while you’re coolly screaming for a mosh pit of angst.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!