Roasted 7 months ago based on Maria Cordera 🪩🌷's long term Spotify stats.

Maria Bauer, huh? Your Spotify profile is like a mixtape of existential crises trying to find a way out of a teenage girl's diary. Seriously, with genres ranging from Rap to the niche world of "Stutter House," you've somehow managed to make your taste in music look as confused as a chameleon in a bag of Skittles. Your love for both "Bedroom Pop" and "Folk Pop" suggests you can't decide whether you want to mosh in your sleep or cry into your acoustic guitar. And let’s talk about those top artists. Taylor Swift and Mac Miller? The ultimate love story we never knew we needed, as if you're sitting on a couch throwing a pity party for a rom-com starring yourself. Not to mention your obsession with Dominic Fike, who hasn’t been relevant since your mom was binge-watching The Office on Netflix. If there was an Olympic event for hopping on trends about two weeks late, you’d definitely earn a medal – probably one of those "Participation" trophies. Now, as for those most played songs, "How Far I'll Go" perfectly encapsulates your quest for self-discovery as you stumble from one uneventful day to the next. Also, you’ve got "I Like To Move It," showing that your real-life dance moves are just as questionable as your ability to pick a favorite song. Honestly, it’s like you threw darts at a wall of Spotify's suggestions and called it a playlist. So congrats, Maria – your Spotify profile is less 'vibe' and more 'vibing out of control'!

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