Roasted 2 years ago based on mari's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Mari, your favorite genres read like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis that's happening... at age 27. Rock, Pop, and a sprinkle of Nu Metal? Wow, I never knew I’d find more identity crises than actual musical diversity. You’ve got more genres than you have ideas for a solid night out. If I wanted to be overwhelmed by indecision, I’d just ask you what to order for dinner. And your top artists? Seriously, it’s like a regroup of the last scene from a bad teen drama. If I had a dollar for every time I heard about Isabel LaRosa in your Spotify profile, I could fund a small indie project that features your taste in music – a project no one would want to watch because, let's be honest, nobody wants to hear another sob story about "being misunderstood" while bopping along to Ashley Sienna's latest single. You might as well just start a fan club for those artists since they clearly take up more space in your playlist than actual life experiences. Your most played songs are basically a collection of odes to teeth-rotting sweetness and existential dread. “Pretty Boy”? More like “Pretty Basic.” And who exactly is Jazmin Bean? Sounds like something a middle schooler would name a pet. Seriously, I’ve seen more originality in a box of Crayons. But hey, keep living your best life in a perpetual loop of low-effort bop and emotional turmoil. At least we know where to find you: curled up in the corner with your Spotify account, crafting a perfect digital representation of what it feels like to be perpetually single and misunderstood.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!