Roasted 2 years ago based on markprot0's long term Spotify stats.

Markprot0, I see your Spotify profile is basically a shrine to audio confessions of questionable taste. Furry and Otacore? It's like if your childhood bedroom threw up all over your music library while simultaneously encouraging your weirdest impulses. You really think anyone is ever going to swipe right on you after scanning that genre list? "Oh hey, I see you're into Future Bass. What are you, the last living DJ cat from an anime convention? Talk about a vibe killer!" And let’s take a minute to appreciate your top artists. "snuffles" dominates your playlist like he’s the only option available during a blackout. I get it, no one presents themselves as "That Guy Who Only Listens to One Artist" with such enthusiasm. Oh, you like Karol G too? You must think you're versatile, but I’m convinced you picked her just to prove there’s a shred of normalcy lurking beneath your chaotic furry fantasies and proto-high-pitched pop madness. And those most played songs? It’s a wonder you haven’t collapsed from boredom with the repetition of your beloved “snuffles.” Listening to “Fall End Sea” for the 300th time? Talk about commitment to a sonic sad boy manifesto. Your top tracks scream, “Send help, I’m one ‘Just a Little Better’ away from starting a murky, emotional podcast.” Honestly, it’s like your Spotify wrapped is just a detailed itinerary of your descent into a musical abyss. Bravo, Markprot0! The only thing louder than your choice in genres is the deafening silence at your social events.

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists