Roasted 2 years ago based on Marj's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Marj, I see your Spotify profile is basically a shrine to boy bands and K-Pop idols. If your music taste were a personality trait, it would be "I'm 12, but like, image-aware." With so much Post-Teen Pop and NCT, we get it: you’ll still be watching cartoons when you’re 80, blaring "Kick It!" while reminiscing about your bestie’s crush on Jimin. It's like your playlist is trying to simultaneously take a youth pill and get a couple of therapy sessions in—good luck managing that identity crisis! Your top artists read like a teenage girl’s diary, somehow more sappy than a Taylor Swift breakup song and just as predictable as the end of a rom-com. I mean, are you even aware that you have six different NCT entries and a six-month supply of fairy lights decorating your room to prove it? Throw in One Direction, and I'm pretty sure your Spotify is just a glorified TikTok dream sequence gone wrong. At this point, I'm convinced you don't have an actual personality—just a Spotify account and an annoying ‘fan cam’ obsession. And let's talk about those most played songs. "Angel Eyes," "Fact Check," and "Yacht"? Are you really living your best life, or just daydreaming about becoming a YouTube reaction video? No wonder you're 5th Gen K-Pop's biggest fan—someone has to drown out all that cringey energy from your playlists, and it's clearly not happening with your music! More like "Please, don't play that again!" You say you're just vibing, but trust me, even your Spotify is begging for some musical diversity like it’s enrolled in a self-help program.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!