Roasted 2 years ago based on Nathan Stanley's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Nathan Stanley’s Spotify profile—a veritable treasure trove of "who the heck is that?" Your love for video game music is impressive, Nathan. I mean, we get it, you spend more time leveling up in your mom’s basement than living life. Are we expecting more music drops from fictional characters soon? “Mario’s Greatest Hits Vol. 1” featuring “Jumping on Goombas” is probably already in the works, right? And let’s talk about your top artists—Mong Tong and Landspeed. Sounds like an adventure in a parallel universe where there’s a serious shortage of catchy beats and lyrical talent. You’re literally jamming out to sounds that even the aliens would send back to Earth with a memo saying, “Thanks, but no thanks.” Not to mention the overabundance of Taiwan Electrofuturism. When did you decide you were the ambassador of Taiwan’s underground scene? Are you planning to fly there with your headphones or just accepting Netflix and chill invites from the local vinyl pressing? Finally, your top songs list reads like a playlist curated by someone stuck in a time loop of a very specific hipster time. "Cuff Link - Remastered 1993"? Now that’s a deep cut that even the hipsters who are too cool for school wouldn’t dare touch. I can only assume you've been taking music advice from your pet hamster. Congrats, Nathan, you’ve officially set the record for the most overcomplicated way to say, “I’m still figuring out my own taste.” Here’s hoping 2024 offers a new chapter… or at least a haircut.

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