Roasted 2 years ago based on master_akv's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, master_akv, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of electronic chaos. With a Spotify library so crammed with brostep and dubstep that even the bass drops are questioning their life choices, it’s safe to say you've single-handedly redefined “musical taste.” Your love for genres that sound like a robot having a seizure in a blender is commendable, yet concerning. I mean, are you preparing for the ultimate dance party or just trying to summon an army of cyborgs? I’ve heard of “music to study to,” but this playlist screams “music to panic during a nuclear meltdown.” Your top artists read like an EDM who’s who of ‘who even are these people?’ "Soda Stereo" sticks out like a glowing yellow thumb in a sea of generic beats. You’ve got more niche artists on your list than a Tumblr account dedicated to obscure potato recipes. It's almost impressive how you managed to pick the most underground tracks that nobody else has ever heard of, proving you’re back there in the trenches while the rest of us are enjoying actual music. I don’t know what’s worse, that you've put so much effort into finding them or that you proudly put them on display like they’re some rare Pokémon cards. And let’s talk about those “most played” songs. The titles are a complete mystery, resembling more like someone’s shopping list in a foreign language than the beat’s you’re keeping on repeat. “Butterflies” and “Come Alive Again” sound like your playlist might just be confused with an animated children’s film. You’ve got so much riddim and bass going on, I half-expect a dance battle to break out in your living room every time you hit play. But please, for everyone’s sake, take a moment to explore something outside of EDM and maybe—just maybe—give your uncle's old classic rock band a spin. You know, music with actual instruments and lyrics that don’t sound like they’ve been programmed by an overzealous algorithm!

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