Roasted 11 months ago based on matheus's long term Spotify stats.

Matheus, looking at your Spotify profile is like taking a deep dive into the Bermuda Triangle of bad taste. With a favorite genre list that seems more convoluted than my last relationships, it's clear you’ve got the musical palate of a toddler on a sugar high. "Brazilian Trap" and "Rage Rap"? Are we trying to build a soundtrack for a midlife crisis or just giving a shoutout to your local soundcloud wannabes? And don’t even get me started on “Shibuya-Kei”—great choice for when you’re nodding off in an art class you shouldn’t have taken in the first place. Your top artists read like a grocery list of "who?": YUNG LIXO? I can only assume that was a desperate cry for help. If they were any more underground, they'd have to start charging rent to the earthworms. Kanye's in this mix like the overcooked spaghetti at an Italian wedding you didn’t really want to be at. Then there’s Laufey, who probably performs while knitting scarves for hipsters that can’t afford real therapy. And “Mixed Matches”? Come on, mate, your playlist should be a full-course meal, not a microwave dinner. As for your most played songs, it seems like you’ve given up on being relatable altogether. "Phonesex"? Really? I guess there's no more pretending with that one. You've got the kind of nostalgia that comes from a dark room and a soul-crushing self-identity crisis. Your playlist is a chaotic mix of anxiety and awkward confessions. I’m pretty sure we can rule out any form of social life based solely on your listening habits. But you do you, Matheus! Just remember to wear headphones, because the world is not ready for your cringe-worthy audio choices.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!