Roasted 2 months ago based on Matt Rutherford's long term Spotify stats.

Matt, your Spotify profile looks like the soundtrack to a hipster coffee shop run by 12 cats and a very confused barista. Seriously, I’ve seen more thrill in a yogurt commercial than in your selection of genres. IDM? Ambient? Musique Concrète? Is this a playlist for when you’re trying to take a nap in the middle of a thunderstorm? Because the only thing dark about your "Darkwave" is the cold void where your dance moves should be. I can't believe you put "Warrington-Runcorn New Town Development Plan" on your top artist list. Who needs actual music when you can jam to a PowerPoint presentation of zoning laws instead? Your favorites read like someone’s thwarted attempt to impress a Tinder date with a playlist that screams, “Yes, I do own a laptop, but I haven’t charged it since 2017.” No wonder your top song is called "Bother You," it could be the theme of your social life – both haunting and regretful. And let’s not forget your most played song, "What Would You Call Yourself?" Maybe just "Lonely Matt who listens to laid-back tunes while pondering if he should interact with the outside world." You’ve got more chill than a deep freezer, and you seem to be trying to keep the art of boredom alive. Drop the drone music and just admit you’re that friend who insists on making awkward eye contact in every social situation — at least then we’ll know why you’re listening to atmospheric soundscapes instead of getting down on the dancefloor!

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