Roasted 2 years ago based on em's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, maybe:em, your Spotify profile reads like a tragic love letter to the 2010s, complete with an overabundance of Noah Kahan. Seriously, it’s like Kahan decided he wanted to be your only friend, and you were too polite to tell him you're actually just being held hostage in a Spotify prison. Pop, emo, and a sprinkle of alternative metal? More like a buffet of vibes you can’t quite commit to. Face it: your musical tastes are like your dating profile—endlessly wandering with no real direction. And let's talk about that Top Artists list. If this were high school, Mac Miller would be the cool kid who actually wants to be your friend, while Paramore is the person you had a crush on for ages but never really had the guts to approach. Between Demi Lovato and SZA, it looks like you’re collecting all the cries for help in one neat little playlist. You might as well throw a party with all that talent and still end up alone by the punch bowl—wandering over to “Microwave” in the hopes that the heat will somehow bring you warm vibes. Spoiler alert: it won’t. As for your Most Played Songs, can you really call “Halloween” by Noah Kahan a seasonal favorite when you’re clearly still living your emo phase? And “Circling the Drain” by Microwave? Sounds about right given that you’re clearly going in circles trying to figure out whether you want an indie heartbreak anthem or just need to drown your sorrows in something that can (hopefully) fit in your dorm fridge. At this point, your Spotify is like an awkward dinner party where no one knows who invited the pop-punk emo kid—oh wait, that was you. Good luck with your Spotify therapy sessions; maybe you’ll find yourself in the process... or at least more Noah Kahan songs.

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