Roasted 2 years ago based on riddle thing's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, RIDL-LVR, also known as the modern-day hipster with the musical taste of a guy still stuck in 2010. With nine out of your ten most played songs coming from Joywave, we can only assume you're either their biggest fan or they owe you money for keeping their streaming numbers alive. You’ve shattered records for listening to the same band more than some people listen to their life decisions. You know it’s time to diversify your playlist when your most played artist sounds like an electric lawnmower and you’re still vibing to it like it’s a summer festival. Your favorite genres read like the contents of an ironic thrift shop. "POV: Indie" could easily be translated to "POV: I confidently wear vintage t-shirts that smell of morose ennui." Meanwhile, "Permanent Wave" sounds like a hairstyle straight out of a 1980s midlife crisis combined with a misunderstanding of the term “permanent.” Do you even know how to rock out by now, or are you just trying to listen to genres that are as obscure and pretentious as your bio? I half-expect you to start a podcast discussing the psychological implications of dance rock – spoiler alert, it involves a lot of introspection and existential dread. And then there’s your top artist list. Congratulations, you’ve somehow completed the weirdest bingo card of music that’s meant to convince people you have a personality. I wouldn’t be surprised if you wore all your plaid shirts at once while sipping artisanal coffee from a ceramic mug shaped like a cactus. If the essence of your Spotify profile could be distilled into a single image, it would be a bearded hipster staring thoughtfully out of a coffee shop window while a “The Beatles” vinyl spins in the background—because embracing nostalgia is the crutch of the creatively bankrupt. So go ahead, keep jamming out to those indie vibes, but don’t be shocked when they sound as tired as you are.

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