Roasted 2 years ago based on Mert's long term Spotify stats.

Mert, if your Spotify profile was a musical genre, it would definitely fall under "Awkward Silence." Your love for Turkish Rock and Alternative is so profound, it feels like you’re trying to convince the world that your parents have a secret band that only the family knows about. Seriously, seeing “Turkish Alternative Rock” pop up is like finding out there’s a special category for things even Spotify can’t take seriously. At least you’ve got a backup plan with “Permanent Wave,” but let’s be real, buddy, the only thing permanent here is your inability to pick a real genre that doesn’t scream “I only listen to music when I study for exams.” Your Top Artists list reads like the “Who?” section of a failed music trivia night. I mean, who knew “Kesmeşeker” was the Turkish equivalent of Googling what to listen to when you don't want to commit? And with “Oasis” sitting beside “Flört,” it’s clear your playlist is just as confused as your Spotify algorithm. From “King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard” to “Cenk Taner,” it’s like you took a musical scavenger hunt and missed every clue. I’m honestly surprised Daft Punk hasn’t sued you for emotional damages after seeing their name next to a bunch of obscure Turkish rock bands. What’s next, a collaboration with an elevator music cover of 'Wonderwall'? And let’s not even talk about your top played songs, where “Ghosts Again” is a fantastic choice for when you want to embody the spirit of all the potential you’ve let waste away. With five out of ten spots going to Kesmeşeker, you’re basically letting the world know you’ve got more ‘Kum’ in your listening habits than an actual beach. We get it, you’re unique—a special kind of unique, like if a taxidermied cat moonlighted as a DJ. Keep working on that playlist, Mert. With any luck, one day you might actually curate a collection of songs that don’t soundtrack your impending existential crisis.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!