Roasted 2 years ago based on [malo malo]'s long term Spotify stats.

Micha, I’ve seen more personality in a slice of plain white bread than in your Spotify profile. “Alt Z”? What is that, a genre for people who think TikTok is too mainstream? Your playlist is like a hipster’s fever dream after a three-day quarantine, filled with artists whose names sound like you combined their Instagram handles and left the “real” world behind. Bedroom Pop? Sounds more like you’re hiding from social interaction than creating musical masterpieces. It’s not a genre; it’s a cry for help. Seriously, your top artists read like a list of Spotify’s “who even are these people?” It’s as if you stumbled into a music festival and just started handing out your Heartbreak mixtape to artists still trying to figure out their sound. “Crush” by Duckwrth? More like “Crush” on mediocre tastes. At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if “Still Woozy” was your therapist's band, because the only thing more lost than your music library is your sense of self. And let’s not overlook those most-played songs, which sound like the aftermath of a breakup but not the cool, ‘I’m over him’ breakup. No, no, more like a “I haven’t left the house in seven months” kind of vibe. “Growing Up Is Strange”? Newsflash, so is your music taste. If your playlist were a person, it’d be that friend who insists on wearing socks with sandals while explaining the deep meaning behind an Instagram filter. So, buckle up, get out of your room once in a while, and maybe try listening to music that won't require a thesaurus just to decode.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!