Roasted 1 year ago based on mies's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Mies, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist for a funeral held in a hipster coffee shop. “Folk Pop” and “Neoclassical” as your favorite genres? It’s like you’re one bad haircut away from reciting poetry in a park while everyone desperately pretends not to know you. At this rate, your therapist is going to start charging you extra for all the emotional trauma you've inflicted on your poor eardrums. Do you have any idea how many existential crises you’ve caused by listening to “classical” music while the rest of the world is wondering why you haven’t updated the playlist since 2003? Let’s talk about your top artists. Sleeping At Last? More like “Sleeping While Mies Listens” because the only thing more boring than these tracks is watching paint dry... in a dimly lit room... while someone softly recites the alphabet. Sure, you’ve thrown in a little Taylor Swift and The Chainsmokers to spice things up, but let’s be real: your idea of “spicy” is adding a hint of chamomile to your herbal tea. When you mention EDM, I can’t help but chuckle; you probably think electronic music means “turning off the lights and whispering sweet nothings to your laptop.” And those top songs? A solid ten tracks from the same artist? I’ve seen more diversity in a bowl of plain oatmeal. “Uranus” by Sleeping At Last might describe your music taste perfectly because, let’s face it, you’re out there in your own tiny universe and no one’s invited. If “Federico Mecozzi” was an Olympic sport, you’d have swept the gold, but all that means is you’ve successfully made a strong case against the existence of individuality in music. At this point, I half-expect your next playlist to be titled “Mies’ Medieval Melodies”—if you’re not careful, you might accidentally start a Renaissance fair where the only requirement for entry is a willingness to cringe.

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