Roasted 10 months ago based on Martin Aitken's long term Spotify stats.

Martin Aitken, huh? Your music taste is like a buffet of bad decisions. I mean, "Happy Hardcore"? Really? That sounds like the soundtrack to a really intense sugar rush gone horribly wrong. If anyone ever wanted to know what it feels like to be simultaneously thrilled and deeply uncomfortable, all they’d need to do is listen to your playlist. Your love for Eurodance is like wearing a neon tracksuit while trying to convince everyone you’re still relevant—vintage but tragically out of touch. Oh, and let’s talk about your top artists. Scooter and Status Quo? You know it’s 2023, right? This isn’t a time capsule; it’s your Spotify profile! I half-expect your next update to include a banger remix of “The Chicken Dance.” And seriously, who hurt you to make you play “You Can't Call Me a Freak When You Have Five Thumbs”? One thumb would have been enough to tell you to stop listening to them. Your playlists are like an open invitation to a rave that accidentally turned into a retirement home dance party. Your most played songs read like the diary of a misunderstood 14-year-old who refuses to move beyond their first New Year's Eve party. "If I Die Young" and that catchy tune from "Scooter" definitely scream emotional maturity, but mostly they're just screams for help. Between “Touch the Sky” and “I Keep Hearing Bingo,” I can’t tell if you’re trying to elevate your consciousness or just going for a chaotic 2 AM karaoke session in your mom's basement. Keep at it, Martin; the rest of us really enjoy the entertainment your music taste provides!

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