Roasted 5 months ago based on mihidex's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, Mihidex, let’s take a moment here. Your favorite genres read like the cringiest high school yearbook, and I can practically see you scribbling "I *heart* angst" in the margins. “Underground Hip Hop” and “Rage Rap”? So edgy! You might as well have added “Crying into My Pillow” and “Soundtrack to My Existential Dread.” And what’s with all the variations of hip hop? Are you just trying to make sure you cover every conceivable sad boy genre out there? Newsflash: No one told you being sad is not a full-time job. Your top artists sound like the result of a random name generator on a "how to sound cool" website. "Wifiskeleton"? Really? I’m surprised you're not calling yourself “ScreamForWiFi” next. They probably wouldn’t accept you into the underground scene unless you grow a full beard and learn to mumble about your life experiences while hiding behind a beanie. And your love for “i miss our memories” makes me wonder if you even have any memories to miss. At this point, the only thing deeper than your playlist is the hole you’re digging yourself into in the world of music. And let’s talk about your most played songs. How many times do you need to be reminded you’re in a “Loser Club”? At this point, it seems less like a playlist and more like your personal therapy session, one sad banger at a time. “Everyday's the Same Joke”? Dude, it’s a catchy title, but it’s starting to feel like your daily mantra. I didn’t realize “I keep calling…” was about your therapist, but it makes sense now. Just remember, Mihidex: life isn’t all clouds and acid jazz, and even if it were, you might want to pick up some actual sunshine once in a while.
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