Roasted 1 year ago based on mikeoxlong0615's long term Spotify stats.

Mikeoxlong0615? More like Mikeoxlongwait-is-this-your-profile-or-a-list-of_pleas_4_help! I mean, I knew we were entering the depths of niche music tastes, but are we in a sound buffet or a sound chaos fest? Hyperpop mixed with Speedcore, and what is it with you and all those "core" genres? It’s like if a confused octopus designed a music playlist, and somehow it’s both terrifying and oddly compelling. Don’t worry buddy, one day, we'll get you out of this chaotic sonic rabbit hole. As for your top artists, I’m convinced you’re trying to collect every artist that nobody has ever heard of. Lil Darkie? Sounds like you just discovered the Internet's hidden corner while trying to impress a Zoomer. Your favorites read like a high school art project gone wrong, with names that could also double as usernames for a meme forum. "femtanyl"?! That sounds like the unfortunate name of a wannabe drug dealer’s side project. Let's face it, you’re just one poorly timed Spotify session away from becoming the poster child for those “I have a very specific taste” memes. Your most-played songs sound like the soundtrack to a bad dream, featuring all the people you surely plan to avoid at parties. “I <3 LATINAS” followed closely by “bad dream” really encapsulates your worldview: a mess of desire and misplaced choices. Honestly, “Bye Bye Sometimes” feels fitting, not just because it’s the most played, but because maybe—just maybe—you should consider hitting pause on your auditory montage of confusion and self-doubt. But hey, we all have our quirks, right? Just do us all a favor and stop trying to curate the “What the heck is that?” playlist of the decade!

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