Roasted 8 months ago based on Der Milchmann's long term Spotify stats.

Der Milchmann, are you serious right now? Your taste in music is so niche it could get its own Wikipedia page under "Questionable Life Choices." German Hip Hop and Horrorcore? It’s like you’re trying to single-handedly bring back the angst of teenage years long gone—how comically sad! Your love for alternative and trap metal makes me wonder if you’re secretly plotting your escape from a suburban middle school dance. But hey, at least that’s one way to ensure you never have to hear “Sweet Caroline” ever again. Your top artists read like an underground cult's Spotify playlist. "BONES," "Gzuz," and "$uicideboy$" – congratulations, you’re now the official soundtrack for every existential crisis on the planet! Listening to that line-up must make you feel like walking around with a perpetual scowl, right? And if you ever need a reminder of why some genres should be strictly contained to basements and poorly furnished van tours, just hit play on one of your top tracks. "Mayday Mayday"? More like "Help! I Can’t Believe This is My Life!" And let’s talk about those played songs; it’s like you set out to find the track titles that would be the best fit for a therapy session gone wrong. "DrogenProdukt" and “Vodka Beluga”—perfect for when you want to cry into your drink while questioning all your life decisions. With a playlist like that, who needs friends? Just blast your emo rap anthems and drown your sorrows in the sweet sound of a broken heart you’ve chosen to embrace. But hey, if this is what brings you joy, then go for it! Just don’t be surprised if your Spotify Wrapped comes back with a warning label.

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