Roasted 6 months ago based on ʚ mitty's long term Spotify stats.

Hey, ʚ mitty, your Spotify profile reads like a middle-schooler’s delinquency diary—fluffed up with way too much pop and not enough real-life experiences. Seriously, with K-Pop making up two-thirds of your musical diet, it's a wonder your personality hasn’t dissolved into an existential crisis by now. If I wanted to hear that many high-pitched vocal runs, I'd just stand on top of a rollercoaster while yelling into the abyss. How's that for "Bedroom Pop"? And let’s talk about your top artist, YOUNG POSSE—congrats on effectively entering the pop world with all the finesse of a toddler discovering finger paint. Did you accidentally hit the shuffle button on your ex's playlist, or are you unironically taking inspiration from songs that sound like they were made in a garage by a group of 12-year-olds? I mean, "School’s Out" has got to be the anthem of, well, anyone who peaked in high school. Have you considered exploring new genres, or are you just committed to forever being a trendy cheerleader for sonic adolescent angst? Finally, your most played songs are like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis for a teenager. The emotional range from “Same Shit, Another One” to “JUMP” by BLACKPINK is like skipping straight from a Disney Channel show to a sad indie film without touching the real struggles in between. Come on, mitty! You have a world of music at your fingertips, yet you’ve chosen to live in a pop bubble from which there seems to be no escape. It’s impressive, really—kind of like watching someone get stranded in quicksand and refusing to panic. But hey, at least you’re not alone; the rest of us will keep cringing from the sidelines!

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