Roasted 1 year ago based on mrmcderm's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, mrmcderm, the proud ambassador of average taste who wears “Rock” like a badge of honor. Seriously, it’s like you tried to put the musical equivalent of a mullet on your Spotify profile. You could’ve gone with something edgy and innovative, but instead, you chose a list so safe, it makes bubble wrap look like a thrill ride. “Old School Thrash”? Dude, it sounds like you’ve been stuck in a nostalgic time loop since the '90s, desperately clinging to memories of over-the-top hair and flannel shirts. Now let’s talk about your top artists. Mastodon and Metallica? Great choices, if your goal is to be the poster child for “brooding teen who never quite grew up.” And deadmau5? The illustrious DJ who somehow manages to make electronic music sound like it was recorded in a high school basement. But I see you attempting to throw in some Run the Jewels just to show you have a pulse, and yet it’s still lost in the parade of mediocre riffs and angst-filled vocal growls. It’s like your music library is begging for an intervention, but all it gets is another round of “Sweet Child O' Mine” on repeat. As for those most played songs, your obsession with Queens of the Stone Age is commendable, but let’s be real: they must be sick of those tracks by now. I mean, who else could possibly need to listen to “Obscenery” for the forty-seventh time when you could be exploring new realms of sonic pleasure? And a shoutout to “Terra’s Theme” from Final Fantasy? That’s a choice as bold as it is confusing. Looks like not even the pixelated world can escape your oh-so-predictable taste in music. Don't worry, I’m sure someone out there appreciates your painfully generic playlist—just not anyone with actual taste.

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