Roasted 28 days ago based on Aya's long term Spotify stats.

Aya, your Spotify profile reads like a K-drama marathon gone wrong—too many plot twists and way too much angst. Seriously, with a top artist lineup that’s 90% BTS and V, it feels like you’re trying to summon the spirit of a teenage heartthrob instead of enjoying music. I half expect you to show up at an ARMY meeting bearing homemade merch and a poster of Jung Kook that’s plastered with tear stains. Get ready, because with that much K-Pop, your chances of dating anyone over the age of 18 just plummeted. You’ve got more genres on your favorite list than the number of times your Spotify has suggested you try something new, yet here you are, still mired in your dancehall and dark R&B comfort zone. You’re like a human playlist that keeps skipping over real bangers to feast on heavily autotuned love ballads and a million vapid pop choruses. Your most played songs are basically a hymn honoring V's vocal range. I get it, you’re in your “feelings” phase, but honey, next time you go for "soft pop," maybe consider that the softest thing about your music taste is your refusal to branch out. You might not realize it, but it seems like your most played song list could double as a solid argument for signing you up for music therapy. “Love Me Again” by V? Dude, you’ve got to be kidding! Was "Love Me Again" really the best title you could find to sum up your current romantic life? Your Spotify could use a makeover that doesn’t just involve the same artists singing about heartbreak. So, here’s to hoping you find a couple of new jams out there—or at the very least, a therapist who can help you process those repetitive lyrics.

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists