Roasted 1 year ago based on mokutsu's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Mokutsu, it's like you rolled into a record store and picked every genre that screamed "please take me back to 2002." Pop? Sure, let’s cling to those bubblegum beats while the world evolves. Rock? You couldn’t be more committed if you were a middle-aged dad with a mullet sporting a "Kiss" T-shirt at a barbecue. And what’s with the whole “Canadian Rock” obsession? Are you secretly hoping for a government grant to solve the world’s problems with a strong dose of Neil Young and lo-fi folkies? Your top artists read like a Spotify playlist made by a high schooler experiencing an emotional crisis. Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus—so edgy and groundbreaking. And then there's R.E.M., right alongside Daisy Jones & The Six, because nothing screams diversity like a band that's been safely resting in the classic rock cemetery with a TV show spinoff trying to revive its relevance. Just what we need: a mashup of rebel punk and angsty whimsy, showing us that you’re actually just a really confused hipster who thinks Chappell Roan is the next Picasso but can’t quite explain whether it’s music or abstract art. Let’s take a moment for your most played songs. "Standing All Alone" is nothing short of a self-portrait, isn’t it? And one glance at your playlist gives me trust issues—how on earth did you manage to get both John Mayer and the Gaslighter Chicks in the mix? Are you trying to create an emotional rollercoaster for your neighbors, or are you just showcasing the soundtrack to your own weekly existential crisis? Good luck, babe! You’ll need it.

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