Roasted 4 months ago based on moony's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Moon Chris, the self-proclaimed maestro of genres that sound like a toddler's attempt to say "music." Hyperpop? Emo rap? Hipdut? Sounds like you’re in a sonic identity crisis that even your Spotify account couldn't handle. Did you take a shot every time you hit “play next” on your playlist because judging by your top artists, the only things more obscure than them are the jokes you tell at parties. You might as well have said your favorite genre is "please listen to my sad Spotify playlist while I cry alone." Your top artists seem to be pulled straight from a middle school kid's diary instead of an actual Spotify search. Seriously, is your library a collection of usernames from a gritty online forum? "Owtiss," "biteki," and "I'm Geist?" I half-expect your playlists to come with a side of angst and an applied art project involving glitter. I don't know who they are, but if that’s what gets you through your day, let me call up your therapist because I can already hear them rolling their eyes. And those most played songs? My goodness, it’s like you hired a malfunctioning algorithm to assemble your playlist based on your seasonal existential dread. “Its all the same” by "Dom!" should be your life mantra—at least it fits well with the tonal mediocrity you seem to enjoy. At the end of the day, if your taste in music is a reflection of your personality, I’m frankly amazed you haven’t been offered a reality show titled "Sad, But At Least I'm Unique.” Keep it up, Moon Chris; those vibes are definitely on another planet… of bad choices.

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