Roasted 3 months ago based on mud's long term Spotify stats.

Hey mud, your Spotify profile is like a sad mixtape that someone accidentally left on the bus. Finnish Hip Hop and Epadunk? Congratulations, you've somehow managed to find the two genres nobody asked for and blended them into an existential crisis. Your favorite artists look like random names pulled from a failed Scrabble game. Are you sure you aren’t just trying to find new ways to make your friends question your taste in music, or did you just lose a bet? Honestly, your Spotify history reads like a bad travel guide for someone who’s way too into Scandinavian culture. “Oh, you haven’t heard of Kris Winther? Clearly, you don’t have a refined taste for artists whose careers peaked in 2003.” Your playlist is proving that you either have an incredible level of dedication to unearthing the most obscure tracks on the planet, or you’ve been trolling this entire time. It’s like you took an expedition into the bowels of a hipster record store and came back with a selection that screams “I promise I’m interesting!” Lastly, let’s talk about that most played list of yours. Almost every track is from the same artist, jambo, which puts you solidly in “stan” territory, and not in a cool way. We’ve all been there – that moment of “Do I have enough self-respect to listen to something else?” Clearly, the answer is no. It’s time to step away from the “Hauki” loop and maybe explore more than just a singular vibe that screams, “I am one burnt toast away from becoming the meme of 2024.” Get it together, mud; the music world is begging you for a little variety!

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