Roasted 2 years ago based on mudbeard's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, mudbeard, your Spotify profile is like a Renaissance fair threw up on a hipster coffee shop! I'm impressed you managed to weave so many genres into one listening experience, but let's be honest: "Rune Folk" and "Neoclassical Darkwave" are basically a musical cry for help. Are you sure you don’t need a therapist instead of a playlist? With those favorite genres, I half-expect your next album to be a soundtrack for a very niche video game where everyone just gets lost in the woods forever. Your top artists sound like they stepped out of a historical reenactment convention and are trying desperately to pass as cool. I mean, "Dead Can Dance"? More like "How to Have a Dead Social Life." And don't even get me started on your penchant for "Ethereal Wave"—I didn’t know ghostly sighing was a recognized form of music. I feel like I need to don chainmail just to get through your playlist without accidentally summoning some ancient curse. Maybe you think you're a sonic warrior, but your taste is really just one awkward bonfire away from a full-on Medieval fantasy cosplay disaster. But hey, keep up the good fight with your most played songs, Mudbard—oh wait, I mean mudbeard! Because nothing says “instant classic” like 90% of your top tracks being made by you. At this rate, your ego has its own gravitational pull. "Medicine Chant," "Warrior (Revisited)"—where’s the original? Just face it, your Spotify profile is like a time capsule of all the questionable decisions you’ve made while trying to convince the world you're a Viking bard stuck in 2023. But if you ever need someone to break the spell and drag you back to the land of the living (where we listen to more than just chants and ethereal whispers), you know where to find me—like outside that medieval-themed coffee shop you probably hang out at!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!