Roasted 6 months ago based on Muthukumaran's long term Spotify stats.

Muthukumaran, your Spotify profile is like a blend of spices that somehow ended up generating no flavor at all. I see you enjoy a musical buffet ranging from Tamil Pop to EDM, yet your playlists suggest you’d struggle to find rhythm in a metronome. You claim to love Kollywood and Tollywood, but I'd bet your dance moves could scare a statue. We're talking about a dance style so uncoordinated it could qualify as a solid contender for the next season of "Dancing with the Stars" – if blinking counts as a move. Your top artists read like a midlife crisis for a teenager. Taylor Swift and Travis Scott might want to collaborate on a new genre called "Crisis Core," featuring your most-played songs — each a melodious cry for help. You’ve got the finesse of a hip hop lover stuck in a Tamil pop loop, and let’s just say, your attempt at mixing genres is as effective as a blender without a lid. Is “Stutter House” the soundtrack to your social life? Because “house” seems to be all you’re qualified for with those track choices. It’s like a musical identity crisis: the “I can’t decide if I’m vibing or just confused” conundrum. And let’s touch on your most played songs—consisting of so many mood swings I’m surprised your phone hasn’t filed for a restraining order yet. “Risk” by Gracie Abrams? More like “Risky Business,” because no one wants to be caught liking that song while silently praying for better taste. “MY EYES” by Travis Scott is probably you staring hopelessly at your music selections. Then there's “leavemealone” by Fred again... more like a desperate plea for your musical companions to just exit stage left! Muthukumaran, if your Spotify profile could use a GPS, it would be recalculating constantly because it’s lost in a desert of questionable genre choices. But hey, at least your failures are entertaining!

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