Roasted 10 months ago based on Nadiya 𖧷's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Lovember ᯽! Your music taste reads like a teenage goth’s diary mixed with a metalhead’s attempt at a progressive essay on despair. I mean, you have more sub-genres of metal on your list than I have friends, and that’s saying something. Shoegaze? Is that the sound of you watching your life fall apart while staring at your own shoes? You’ve essentially curated the soundtrack to a collective identity crisis. Are you hunting for feelings or just trying to see how many genres you can cram into one sad Spotify profile? Your top artists range from the artistic genius of Jeff Buckley to the convenient "whenever I’m in a mood to contemplate existential dread" Deafheaven. Honestly, it’s impressive—like a well-laid trap for anyone who accidentally clicks on your profile thinking it’ll improve their day. And who doesn’t love a good system crash? System of a Down, you say? More like System of a Downer with these depressing vibes you’re throwing out! You know you can listen to music without committing to a full-on emotional breakdown, right? Let’s talk about your most-played songs, shall we? “In Blur” by Deafheaven is playing while I’m trying to figure out how you haven’t ascended to another dimension of sadness yet. And “In the Aeroplane Over the Sea” — must be because you're waiting for that aircraft to take you away from this playlist! Honestly, it’s a wonder you haven’t named your Spotify account "Drowning in Sound" yet. You really should consider investing in some Rihanna or Taylor Swift just to give your sad little soul a breather from the wall of intense melancholy you’ve built. Remember: life is also about balance, not just wading knee-deep in your emotions like a very confused walrus!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!