Roasted 8 months ago based on Dennis de Jager's long term Spotify stats.

Dennis, your Spotify profile is like a high schooler who just discovered “authentic self-expression” and decided to slap together every loud genre on the earth. You claim to love “Metal” and “Hardstyle” while somehow managing to include "Rap Metal" as if we can’t hear the piercing screams of irony echoing through your playlist. Let’s be honest: there’s more chaos in your top ten than at an all-you-can-eat buffet on Taco Tuesday. And oh, the top artists? It reads like a checklist for a midlife crisis. Linkin Park, Metallica, and Rammstein? Okay, boomer! And just when we thought you couldn’t embarrass us further, you hit us with “We Butter The Bread With Butter.” That bands' name alone makes me question everything about your personal hygiene. You must really be “Riding the lightning” all the way into cringetown with those musical choices. As for your most played songs, I’m honestly worried for you, buddy. “RATATATA”? What, did you accidentally click the “Songs You’d Dance to After a Monster Energy Drink” playlist? I’m not sure whether to recommend a therapist or a hearing test, but either way, we need to have a serious talk about the kind of noise you're surrounding yourself with. Look, Dennis, embrace your chaotic metal self, but don’t forget—sometimes less is more and maybe learn to rock out with a little subtlety!

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