Roasted 24 days ago based on Lukáš Červinka's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Lukáš Červinka, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of soundscapes no one asked for. Your Spotify profile reads like a witty critique of modern civilization, but let’s be honest—it's mostly just an excuse to wallow in your own artistic pretentiousness. “Trip Hop”? “Breakcore”? It’s like you went to the thrift store of music and picked out the most obscure genres to impress… well, literally no one. Are you trying to create the soundtrack for a hipster's existential crisis or just avoiding mainstream tunes like they’re a bad case of the flu? Scrolling through your favorite artists is a unique experience. It’s as if the lineup of your music taste is a collection of “who?” in the realm of public consciousness. Oklou? More like OK-who? Your playlist sounds like an avant-garde art piece, and by that, I mean no one understands it and most feel a little queasy after they experience it. If I had a dollar for every time someone asked, “Wait, who’s that?” while looking at your top ten, I’d have enough money to fund an impromptu jam session at the local coffee shop—but only if you promise not to show up. And let’s talk about those most played songs. If I counted the number of times Oklou appeared, I’d think you were either dating them or in a committed relationship with your own lack of musical variety. You must really love depressing little melodies drowned in glitchy sound effects. It’s a wonder your playlist doesn’t come with a side of moisturizer and scented candles, because it screams "sad ambient evening" louder than your Spotify public profile ever could. So here’s a tip: next time you’re curating your playlist, try adding a song with an actual beat that doesn’t feel like a soundtrack to a slow-motion montage of aimlessly wandering through a foggy forest. Your future self will thank you.

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