Roasted 11 months ago based on Nelsone.'s long term Spotify stats.

Nelsone, I see your Spotify profile is a delightful dumpster fire of genres that scream, “I’m a quirky hipster with commitment issues!” Seriously, let’s break this down: you’ve got more variant genres than actual listeners. Dark R&B, UK Grime, French Pop—what do you expect us to think? That you couldn’t pick a lane if you were driving through a one-way street? With almost a dozen genres that scream ‘melancholic yet slightly confused,’ I can practically hear you trying to impress people at parties while furiously Googling “What is UK Drill?” Your top artists are a lineup that only confirms you’ve been having an existential crisis since 2015! I mean, who are these people? Prznt sounds like a typo, and I honestly can’t tell if Rarin is an artist or the nickname for your least favorite uncle. And "I'm Dru!" - buddy, we get it, you've made your Spotify an escape room of sounds, largely inhabited by random people who couldn’t even get a spot on a niche Netflix series. We've got poor “Fordo” killing competition with a name that sounds like a low-effort crossover between a Ford car and the dude who can’t stop rapping about his 'struggles' with the family sedan. And your most played songs? A delightful mix of insecurity and late-night emotional breakdowns! I'm particularly keen on “Fake People” by SaxONLY and that title hits harder than your music taste, my guy. Are you catching feelings or collecting them like Pokémon? You sure spend more time "pretending" and "wanting it bad" than actually vibing, huh? It's like you’re throwing a symphony of sad boy anthems and then topping it off with more angst than a middle school diary. So buckle up, Nelsone—your playlist is as vibrant as a rainy Tuesday. And trust me, this is the best roast you'll get—your Spotify choices already provide endless comedy material!

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