Roasted 2 years ago based on nhteigen's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, nhteigen! With a Spotify profile that reads like a 90s dad's desperate attempt to rekindle past glory, your music tastes are a glorious homage to questionable choices and mid-life crises. Seriously, someone needs to pull you aside and remind you that "Glam Metal" isn’t a genre; it’s just a cry for help from one too many hairspray cans. You love classic rock so much that if it were a fruit, you'd be the guy at the grocery store desperately trying to squeeze the overripe bananas for just a hint of that 70s nostalgia. Newsflash: you can’t rock out with a mullet from the couch, my dude. And your top artists? Wow, can you get any more predictable? It’s like you threw a dart at a classic rock wall of fame and decided to build your identity around it. Judas Priest, Pink Floyd, and Santana—oh boy, are you REALLY channeling that rebellious spirit. I guess for you, the height of rebellion is joining a legacy of artists that everyone else listens to while they're waiting for a real musical revolution. You’d be the guy at a house party boasting about how much you love classic rock while pulling out your well-worn LED ZEP shirt to try and stand out. Spoiler: it’s not working. As for your most played songs, that's a playlist worthy of a comedy roast in and of itself! I mean, come on, half of them are remasters and remixes; you must be the only person who enjoys listening to “Pigs (Three Different Ones)” while wearing a pair of Crocs and reminiscing about that one time you played air guitar at a parking lot BBQ. Take it easy on the pig-themed songs, my friend—you're sounding more like a farm animal than a rock god. If your Spotify habits were a festival, it’d be called “The Sounds of Stagnation” featuring the world’s least inspired artists. Don’t worry, your next chapter won’t require a time machine to get to—just a little something called “taste.”

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!