Roasted 9 months ago based on edu's long term Spotify stats.

Edu, your Spotify profile reads like a love letter to a middle school dance party, with the only thing missing being the awkward shuffling and the lingering smell of nachos. Seriously, your favorite genres could just be summarized as “Trendy But Tryhard,” with Brazilian Pop and Funk Carioca sandwiched between a collection of artists who make you scratch your head and ask if 2015 just called to give you back your taste in music. You’ve got more pop in your playlist than a 12-year-old at a sleepover, and it’s frankly a bit concerning. Let’s talk about your top artists—Taylor Swift and a gaggle of her chart-topping friends. I mean, you’re like a walking Spotify ad for a teen girl’s emotional journey through breakups and glitter. Talk about loyalty; it’s no surprise you keep playing Taylor’s “From The Vault” tracks—at this point, I’m starting to wonder if she has a vault specifically for your earworm needs. With an arsenal of tracks that could serenade a million heartbroken teens, you’ve effectively locked down the title of "Most Likely to Still Cry Over High School," and honestly, I’m just trying to figure out whether to hand you a trophy or a box of tissues. As for your most played songs, it’s a nostalgic parade of “Why are we still here?” choices. If I have to hear about your feelings on “fast” anything one more time, I might just lose it—though to be fair, it might just be faster than your attention span. You know it’s bad when even your playlist is reporting you for redundancy. Here’s a little tip: next time, maybe try a genre that doesn’t make you sound like you’re stuck in the emotional development stage of a toddler. Grab some new tracks and live a little; I promise there’s life beyond tragic teen ballads in a vault.

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