Roasted 1 year ago based on nikijaz's long term Spotify stats.

Look at you, nikijaz—your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a goth kid's existential crisis in a dark basement. With genres like "Witch House" and "Horrorcore," it's less about jamming out and more about conjuring spirits or plotting revenge on your high school prom date. I have to hand it to you, you’ve really embraced the vibe of "I’m sad and I want everyone to know it, but like, in a cool way." That takes serious dedication… or maybe just a total lack of sunlight. Your top artists list is a real hodgepodge of obscurity that even Google is giving you a pity laugh. “Intelligency”? More like “Intelli-give-me-a-break!” And what’s with the dramatic flair of Billie Eilish sneaking in there? Did you run out of sad boy playlists and just pick the most moody mainstream artist you could find? This isn't an underground music revolution; it's an underground music pity party and you're the only one invited. At this point, the ghost of your music taste is raising eyebrows six feet under. And then we have your most played songs—wow, what a collection of tracks that sound like they were all part of a soundtrack for a horror film directed by a depressed teenager. "My Tears Are Becoming a Sea"? Sounds like your life story in a 3-minute loop! Honestly, I don’t know whether to jam out or call a therapist. You keep spinning tracks that sound like they're begging for therapy, and I’m here for the chaotic energy. Just know that while you're vibing in your shadowy realm, someone out there is cringing at your playlists, wondering if a good therapist could save you or if "Drift Phonk" truly is the answer to life’s big questions. Good luck with that!

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