Roasted 1 year ago based on Niklas's long term Spotify stats.

Niklas Scholz, the walking Spotify algorithm mistake. Your musical tastes look like a playlist put together by a confused AI trying to impress its high school crush – half rap and half unexplainable Canadian pop, like you can’t decide if you want to throw down verses or paint your nails with artisanal vegan nail polish. Seriously, “Conscious Hip Hop” and “Compositional Ambient” on the same playlist? You’re basically the music equivalent of wearing socks with sandals while sipping on overpriced oat milk lattes in a hipster bistro. And let’s not even start on your top artists. Elton John rubbing shoulders with FKA twigs and Justin Bieber is a lineup that either speaks of a beautifully chaotic music taste or a personality crisis. You go from the thought-provoking lyrics of Kendrick Lamar to the bubblegum pop of a kid who’s still living off his parents’ money. I guess the only consciousness you’ve got in your hip hop is your awareness of how to make your friends cringe with your eclectic playlists. Please, leave the remixing to the professionals, because your song choices are about as fresh as a microwave dinner. Now we come to your "Most Played Songs" section, a veritable treasure trove of questionable choices. “MMMBop”? Really? You know we can still see you, right? It’s hard to tell if you’re leaning into nostalgia or just trying to prove you’re the world’s biggest Hanson enthusiast – hoping you can one day get a shoutout at a reunion concert. You’ve got more flavor profiles than a foodie on Instagram, but somehow you’ve reached a level of music taste that makes you seem like a cultural scavenger hunt gone wrong. Remember, a true curator knows when it’s time to put their Spotify on private.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!