Roasted 21 days ago based on Isaiah Banks's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Isaiah Banks, the living embodiment of the phrase “holier than thou.” I didn’t know they made a Christian Spotify profile that doubles as a therapy session! You’ve got enough “Worship” in here to convert an atheist, yet your top tracks read like a mix tape from a youth pastor's awkward attempts at being hip. If Jesus were a Spotify user, I'd bet His Discover Weekly would still be more diverse than your taste, pal. Let’s talk about your top artists, because clearly the only thing more heart-palpitating than Twenty One Pilots is the sheer number of times you have to explain to people that "CCM" stands for Contemporary Christian Music and not some kind of secret club for people whose personality is 90% faith and 10% sad lyrics. How does listening to “for KING & COUNTRY” not get you flagged for a “One-Genre-Too-Much” intervention? And what is “phonk” doing on here? It's like the musical equivalent of throwing a hotdog into a Jewish deli, Isaiah. You don't just mix faith and funk like that! Lastly, let’s dissect those most played songs. You’ve been spinning “Stay” by girl in red like it’s the last hymn before lights out. I’m convinced you ran out of gas on the road to “Bedroom Pop” and decided to pitch a tent on “sad boy Christian anthems” instead. At this rate, your playlist should come with a warning: “May cause self-reflection and public eye-rolls.” You keep doing you, Isaiah, but I’m honestly not sure if we should pray for your taste in music or just pray for you.

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists