Roasted 18 days ago based on Epsilon's long term Spotify stats.

Epsilon, looking at your Spotify profile feels like stumbling into a basement of a 14-year-old’s chaotic mind. Your favorite genres read like a D&D character sheet for a teenager who's just discovered the internet’s darker corners. "Phonk," "Drift Phonk," and "Trap Metal"? Come on, buddy, I didn’t know you were trying to soundtrack a failed skate video with an emotional breakdown. Are you a music fan or just testing the limits of how many sub-genres can exist before they turn into alphabet soup? Your top artists? Wow, I guess "do not resurrect" is some tough love for your music taste. The only existential dread you should feel is from listening to your playlist and realizing the only thing scarier than horrorcore is the sheer volume of unique artists you enjoy that no one has ever heard of. It’s as if Spotify threw all the music styles into a blender, then this weird smoothie came out and you decided it was worth drinking. Is there a Phonk therapy group I can sign you up for? And those most played songs? Nothing like "U GONNA CRY BABY" and “EMOTIONAL MASOCHIST” to really encapsulate your vibe. It’s clear you live your life like you’re constantly fighting off an existential crisis—mood playlist for the emo warrior, I’d call that. But hey, if “Mosh Pit Killa” makes you feel alive, who am I to judge? Just remember to come up for air every now and then and maybe try a genre that doesn't sound like the soundtrack to a horror movie about TikTok influencers.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!