Roasted 9 months ago based on Omid Panahi's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Omid Panahi, your Spotify profile is like a black hole of musical taste—an endless abyss of nerdy genres that scream "I wear my beanie indoors." I mean, “Progressive Metal” and “Trip Hop”? Are we supposed to applaud your ability to confuse the Uber driver with your playlist or just stand back in awe as you attempt to combine headbanging with existential dread? Your favorite artists sound like they could open a collective therapy session for lost souls seeking to spiral further into the void. Speaking of your top played songs, I’ve seen less repetitive playlists at an elevator music convention! Seriously, how many songs by Dorcci do you need for validation? Are you building a shrine at this point? “BE KOJA RESIDI” and “GONAH”? I didn’t know you were scripted to have a mid-life crisis soundtrack handy. Get ready for that awkward moment where you bump into someone and they realize you’re the only one who thinks “Dorcci LEAKS” sounds like the name of a malfunctioning water heater repairman. And then there’s your obsession with “Melodic Death Metal.” That’s adorable, Omid—like trying to convince grandma that a cat video is the pinnacle of artistic expression. With such an impressive repertoire of dark and brooding music, it’s a miracle you haven’t summoned the ghost of a misguided emo teenager. At this point, you could stand in front of a mirror chanting “Djent” three times and spontaneously create a self-help retreat for misfit musicians. Rock on, or shall I say, rock yourself back to the early 2000s and leave some of that ‘art’ behind!

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