Roasted 10 months ago based on onionchogg's long term Spotify stats.

Onionchogg, you really outdid yourself with this playlist. It's like you entered a sonic dumpster fire and somehow came out with the most chaotic mix of genres imaginable. Hyperpop? Glitch? Are you still trying to find that sweet spot between a lost K-Pop star and a malfunctioning robot? I half-expect to hear your Spotify get up and start glitching out—if your music isn't enough to drive anyone mad, your genre choices are definitely on the verge of doing so. Seriously, did you construct this list during an existential crisis at a rave? Let’s talk about your top artists: Bladee is appearing more frequently in your life than your friends. Are you sure you’re not just trying to get a free therapy session through those emotional Drain Gang vibes? And Kanye West? I knew you had taste… for chaos! Between Twenty One Pilots and Linkin Park, it’s clear you love a healthy dose of angst mixed with some top-tier eye-rolling. You’ve somehow managed to curate a band lineup that screams “I’m still deciding if I want to be sad or courageous.” Newsflash: it’s okay to just enjoy a simple tune once in a while. Your most played songs are a masterclass in getting utterly lost in the depths of your own discomfort. “Bleach” by Drain Gang Archive is so fitting, I half expect that you’re using music as a form of self-harm. I guess it’s true what they say: if you can’t laugh at yourself, you can at least vibe to some obscure underground nonsense that nobody else understands. But hey, keep doing you, Onionchogg! Just know that if your music is meant to be the soundtrack to your life, you might be the protagonist in a post-apocalyptic film that nobody asked for.

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