Roasted 10 months ago based on OsirisP's long term Spotify stats.

OsirisP, your Spotify profile reads like the results of a musical identity crisis. I mean, let’s be real, you’ve managed to assemble a list of Latin genres that even your abuela would roll her eyes at. It’s like you took a trip to a supermarket of sound, but instead of grabbing a few essentials, you just dropped a bunch of random items into your cart. Merengue, reggaeton, ska, and Latin rock? You’re one predictable party ballad away from being the DJ at your aunt’s ‘90s reunion potluck, where everyone’s still on a three-day bender from that last wedding they attended. The top artists list is equally tragic, leaving us wondering if you were cursed by a musical genie. Bad Bunny and El Alfa are like the poster boys for basic Latin music choices. Seriously, if your life were a music video, it would consist of you trying to dance and failing miserably while wearing your Sunday best—complete with a pair of dad shoes and a shirt that screams “I've peaked at karaoke.” And let’s not even get started on “It’s Going Down Now” by 高橋あず美. Sounds like something you'd play when you’re trying to impress your friends, but it’s only leading to sheer confusion and awkward glances. As for your most played songs, well, it's a real masterclass in non-commitment. “Cuando Te Eplotemo”? Congratulations, you’ve discovered the true sound of a midlife crisis! It’s like you threw a dart at a board of obscure names and just went for it. La Pelea Del Siglo? Sounds like your Spotify is engaged in its own battle of survival as it tries to make sense of your sonic schizophrenia. If anyone ever needed a musical intervention, it’s you, my friend. At this point, you should just hand your device to a toddler, let them choose your playlist, and hope for the best!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!