Roasted 2 years ago based on o's long term Spotify stats.

Hey, ot6vio – your Spotify profile reads like an edgy middle schooler's diary entry, complete with the obligatory cringe. It’s like you took your angst, sprinkled in some self-pity, and hit the “shuffle” button on a bad episode of life. Emo? More like “I’m-Only-Skipping-My-Morning-Meeting-So-I-Can-Cry-Into-My-Cereal.” With favorites like “POV: Indie,” I can’t help but imagine your life scrolling through TikTok in a permanent state of longing for the next underground band that only seven people have heard of. How do you even make these genres up? Did you just Google "music styles" and pick some words that sound sad? Now let's talk about your top artists. Charlie Brown Jr.? Really? Seems like someone’s been watching way too much ‘90s cartoons for inspiration. Blink-182, though? Classic! I didn’t know you were still fighting against your dad's approval; those are some serious “I-need-a-hug” vibes. With half your list dedicated to Title Fight, it’s obvious the only title you’re fighting for is "Most Likely to Be Uninvited to Parties." If I had a nickel for every time I’ve seen “Title Fight” in your track history, I could start funding your therapy sessions for all that pent-up emotional baggage. And your most played songs? This is a playlist for the broken-hearted and socially awkward. “You Can’t Say Kingston Doesn’t Love You?” More like “You Can’t Say Kingston Couldn’t Care Less About Your Existential Crisis.” With titles so dramatic, it’s a wonder you haven't started wearing cardigans and telling everyone "this song speaks to me" at the local coffee shop yet. So take that “Midwest Emo” crown, my friend. If anyone deserves it, it’s the guy who somehow turned moody introspection into a whole Olympic event. Now go out there and show the world how you can wear sadness like an oversized flannel!

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists