Roasted 2 years ago based on owl's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Owl, your Spotify profile screams, “I have a Personality™️!” and by that, I mean a personality as overcooked as your favorite indie songs. Seriously, your genre list is longer than my ex’s excuses, and I’m not sure if you’re trying to curate a playlist or write a dissertation on hipster redundancy. “POV: Indie”? What was the point of that? Are we supposed to vividly imagine you sipping overpriced coffee while contemplating the meaning of life, or are you just trying to compensate for your outdated eyewear choices? Your top artists are a commendable collection of “Who?” and “They still make music?”. I mean, every single one of those choices seems like you're on an underground mission to resurrect 2008’s most obscure tracks. And has everyone broken into your apartment and replaced your playlist with a time capsule? It’s hard to make it through your recommendations without feeling like I need a hipster translator to decipher the 12 syllable names of your favorite bands. And hey, props to you for managing to make even Gwen Stefani sound like a sad mixtape of regret and existential dread! And wow, those most played songs are about as cheery as a tax audit. If “Me and My Husband” doesn’t scream, “Send help, I’m yet another indie weirdo with a coffee shop obsession,” then I don’t know what does. Your musical taste is like a day-old cupcake—definitely unique, but I’m not sure who wants to take a bite without an explanation of what went wrong. Honestly, for a profile with so much effort put into its vibe, I just hope your life isn’t as tragically on-brand as your Spotify looks.

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