Roasted 2 years ago based on Patrik's long term Spotify stats.

Patrik, your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler's attempt to define their personality through music. Seriously, I've seen more coherence in a soup sandwich! You’ve got “Meme Rap” hanging out in the same playlist as “Hans Zimmer.” That’s like pairing a gourmet meal with a side of coleslaw from last week’s BBQ. Your music taste is so confused, it’s literally trying to fight itself—half of your top genres are screaming to be together while the other half is just over there posting TikToks. Your top artists list looks like you grabbed a handful of random names from a Spotify algorithm gone rogue. We’ve got iconic legends like Elvis and hipster frauds like Connor Price, but you still don’t know who you are. You vibe between nostalgic rock anthems and glitchy beats like you couldn't commit to one personality type. Are you trying to relive the glory days or escape your reality? Spoiler alert: it’s a musical identity crisis, and the only thing more complex than your genres is the confusion you leave in a room when you try to explain it. And can we take a second to talk about your most played songs? “i like the way you kiss me” is just asking for trouble, and “Dance Monkey”? That's just your inner child begging for attention. Listening to that track on repeat is like shouting "Please don't take me seriously!" to the world. You've got the musical taste of someone who can't pick a favorite flavor of ice cream, so they just take a scoop of every single one—resulting in a melted mess that nobody really wants to deal with. Patrik, if you were a song, you’d be the elevator music that everyone tries to tune out while frantically hitting the button for a way out.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!