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perea

i'm here just in case last.fm dies Esto que es stats.fm del chino last.fm: last.fm/user/pxrea 30 diciembre 2024

Roasted 1 year ago based on perea's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, perea, your Spotify profile looks like the world's most convoluted personality crisis! You’ve got a mix of alternative rock and urbano español that screams, “I can’t decide whether I want to cry into my coffee or dance at a taco truck!” The sheer number of genres you’ve lined up sounds like you just threw darts at a list of music categories. "Permanent Wave"? Really? You do know that's a hairstyle, right? The only waves I see here are the ones that washed your taste down into the dark abyss of 'sounds good at 2 AM' territory. Your top artists read like a who's-who of the “please don’t ask me to defend this” crowd. Deftones and Radiohead? Iconic choices, definitely. But then we hit Yung Beef and Lil Peep, and suddenly I'm convinced your music taste is a mad scientist experiment gone wrong, blending angst-laden emotional turmoil with an inexplicable love for getting turnt. It’s a vibe, but one so chaotic you'd think you were curating a playlist for a high school talent show - featuring the kid who thinks painting his nails black is an art form. Let’s be real, your profile could use a warning label: “Listen at your own risk, potential identity crises may occur.” As for your most played songs, it’s great to see you’re a fan of “melancholia.” That’s a fancy word for “I haven’t gotten over my ex,” which actually explains a lot. “Between The Bars” and “Alison”? Sweetheart, those tracks are practically screaming for therapy sessions. And what’s with "Souvenirs d'un autre monde" by Alcest? Are you trying to impress people with your obscure taste in music or just secretly longing for a life in another dimension where you don’t have to hear your last breakup playlist? Embrace the chaos, perea, but maybe just add a little more joy and a little less grieving in the next update!

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists