Roasted 1 year ago based on David Persson's long term Spotify stats.

David Persson, huh? The walking Spotify ad for “I can’t decide which obscure genre to embarrass myself with.” Sir, you’ve assembled a musical collection that sounds less like a playlist and more like a group chat of people who never show up to the party. Seriously, “Epadunk”? That sounds like a mistake you made while trying to spell “epic” on a bumpy bus ride. And your obsession with Ant Wan is so intense I half-expect you to show up with a poster of him for Christmas dinner. With favorites like “Finnish Hip Hop” and “Emo Rap,” your taste in music is one part trendy, two parts cringe. It’s like you scrolled through Spotify’s “What’s Hot” list but accidentally stumbled into a forgotten corner of the internet where even the algorithms went, “Yeah, we’ll pass.” And while we’re at it, can we address the sheer number of “Drill” subgenres? You’ve got more drills in there than a Home Depot sale. If this is your way of proving you’re cool, I’m sad to report that you might just be further away from that goal than ever. And then, there’s your Most Played Songs list which, if I’m being honest, has more Ant Wan tracks than a 13-year-old's crush diary. It’s like you’re courting him through your speakers, cementing your status as the dedicated fan who probably has a shrine at home. Honestly, David, if Ant Wan doesn’t call you up to hang out at this point, you might as well legally change your name to “Ant Wan’s Number One Fan.” Just know this: with taste this wild, the only concert you'll likely be invited to is the one for lonely hearts and questionable musical choices!

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