Roasted 1 year ago based on pigeon's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Pigeon, the only human being who somehow manages to be both highly cultured and completely lost at the same time. With favorite genres ranging from "Japanese VGM" to "Fado," you’ve got the musical palette of a confused art student who can’t decide between a sushi roll and a bowl of pasta. Honestly, how did you even stumble upon "Hyperpop Francais"? Did someone accidentally leave a Spotify account open at a French café, and you just decided to treat your eardrums like your dead plants—neglected but somehow still alive? Let's take a moment to appreciate your top artists. You've got Chet Baker chilling next to Luther like they’re at a party where nobody knows how they got there. Amália Rodrigues must be rolling in her grave knowing that her soulful Fado is just one bad playlist mix away from being sandwiched between Kanye West and a bunch of underground rap artists whose names sound like failed Wi-Fi passwords. If your musical taste was a party, we’d all be looking for the emergency exit before someone starts playing that deep cut from the Pokémon soundtrack for the tenth time. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs! With titles like "Ambiance Macabre" and "inaudible," your playlist screams existential crisis. It’s as if you put the phrase "What even is music?" through a blender and hit puree. "PK TU M'APL?" is probably what your friends are asking you every time you put on your headphones, hoping you'll give them something that doesn't feel like a trip to a closely monitored sound art exhibit. Pigeon, it’s time to expand your horizons—there’s a whole world of catchy Top 40 hits waiting for you, or at least some actual song lyrics!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!