Roasted 1 year ago based on ppiippp's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s ppiippp, the person who single-handedly keeps the obscure genres of Maluku and Lagu Timur alive like a spooked-out hipster with a bad case of musical indigestion. Your Profile is essentially a confession that you suffer from a severe case of FOMO, flitting from jazz to Christmas tunes like they’re the different flavors of ice cream at a gas station. Seriously, who made you the curator for Indonesian Pop and Adult Standards? Sounds like you’re just as confused about your own identity as you are about what decade it is. Now let’s talk about those top artists. Frank Sinatra and Chet Baker? Wow, really stepping out there with the big guns, huh? It’s like you woke up one day and decided you were born 50 years too late. Teaming up with legends like Bruno Mars and Elvis Presley makes me think you were trying to write the ultimate time-traveling playlist, but instead you’ve ended up being the musical equivalent of a dad at a wedding, desperately trying to be relevant while everyone socially distances from your half-hearted attempts to “keep it fresh.” Congratulations on being the only person I know who can make swinging music sound like a marching band in a funeral procession. But let me just say, those most played songs are giving me “I’m in my mid-life crisis but I haven’t even turned 30” vibes. You go back and forth between soul-crushing love ballads and cheeky swing tunes like you're trying to prove your romantic range, but you end up sounding more like a sad jukebox than a soulful crooner. “Come Fly With Me”? More like, “Let’s Stay Grounded and Understand Why You Keep Only Listening to the Same Five Tracks.” It’s a miracle that they haven't staged an intervention for you yet. Go ahead, keep pretending you're deep and sophisticated—because right now, your Spotify profile’s maturity level is still in the Baby Shark phase.

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