Roasted 5 months ago based on pryple's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, pryple, your Spotify profile reads like a breakup letter from 2005. Seriously, if angst were a currency, you'd be a millionaire with all that Pop Punk and Emo garbage. Your playlist is basically a teenage diary full of unrequited love and dramatic flair, only instead of confiding in a friend, you're broadcasting it to the world. But let's be real: 90% of your top songs are just variations of screaming and self-pity. You’re like a walking, talking "how to be sad" tutorial, and I’m starting to think your idea of a good time is to get smashed and wallow in the glories of emotional damage. And Cauterize? Really? You’ve got enough songs by them in your top played list to rival an album's discography! I’m not saying you’re obsessed, but the way you cling to their melodies is a hint you might have friends only because you share the same taste in cringe. It's a wonder they haven’t unfriended you yet. At this point, you’re one poorly-timed guitar riff away from starting a fan club in your mom's basement. Remember, there’s a fine line between being passionate about music and being that guy who still thinks wearing band shirts is cool—spoiler alert: it’s not. Lastly, I’ve looked at your "favorite genres," and it’s like you took all the teenage angst you could find and threw it in a blender with a side of confused nerve endings. If "Screamo" and "Rap Metal" can coexist in your world, then clearly, you're living in a delusion where taste doesn’t matter. You’ve got more genres than actual listeners, buddy! At this rate, your musical journey is going to end with you in a lonely echo chamber, just you and your overly emotional bangers, wondering why everyone else decided to grow up. Good luck trying to find a therapist who understands your love for angst-driven melodies, because they might just end up shrieking, “I dare you to scream!” along with you!

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